just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
dude, showing up drunk to physics was the best idea ever. I just tripled my participation for the semester. I love st pattys day
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Last night I texted her to confirm she could start designing costumes for my show this week.
That is one convoluted booty call.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Goddamnit Shari. He's not called Pencil Dick because he's good a sketching...
When you are 21 it's acceptable to run out of the tavern and puke all over the bike rack... when you are 35 it's called alcoholism.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
Give it up bro. I’m not wearing pants or a bra and only an act of god could change that
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