i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
New drinking game: take a shot everytime Jay-Z is played during the NFL draft.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
I'm literally 40 minutes from where I was supposed to stay. I woke up in a parking lot.
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
What's the policy on calling guys who have kids daddy...
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
Two words: nipple clamps
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