I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
So it turns out the white chocolate in the bathroom is actually soap
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
I woke up in a house cuddled up with a beagle on a futon. have no idea who anyone is but they all call me stretch. yeaaahhh boiiiiii
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
It was a tough decision either lay in bed or go to work and lay in the stockroom
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
Hangover and judgement, the breakfast of champions.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
Shame - the story of my life.
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