I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
We had to go to his parents last night for dinner & ended up having a quickie in the bathroom while everyone else was outside smoking.. This is why we have a successful marriage.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
Suspicion confirmed. my mom has her nipples pierced
Way to crack the case Nancy Drew
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
She tried to gratify me left handed. Let's just say I've been placed on the 15 day DL.
I was so drunk I asked my mom if she had always been my mom or if it was someone else for a while
He fucked the hangover right out of me. That good.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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