Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
they're making a venn diagram comparing gummi bears against gummi worms...is this what i have to sit thru to get free weed????
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
He introduced me to his parents as the girl he made out with on Thursday night...
and his room smelled like strippers, childrens tears, and fear
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
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