we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
so, my congressman just called me to say he has office hours this week if i'm still interested in talking to him. i pray to god this is not related to Friday.
The coffee from our coffee maker just hasn't tasted normal since we made Mac n cheese in it that one time....
Drinking with mariachis at jimmy johns.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Yeah. I don't think I have anything left in me tho. I think I was throwing up tangible memories at one point.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
What has my life come to that I have to spank someone in morse code?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
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