I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I'm out of prison. Wanna start a band?
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I don't know what else to tell you.. just listen to some taylor swift and you'll know what to do in the morning
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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