Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
Is it sad that I just used my electrical knowledge to not only fix but improve my vibrator?
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
Jesus christ it's been two texts and we are already talking about dildos
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I fucking hate tequila. Tequila makes me hate pants.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
Please tell me you woke up next to the hot one cause his ugly friend is still snoring in my bed and my favorite panties are ripped.
Wingwoman of the year. I'll buy you dinner tonight and a new thong. It was THAT good.
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
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