Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
We video chatted for almost two hours. But I woke up with puke on my keyboard. The question of the day: were we still chatting when I vommed? No idea.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
He rolled up to the party in an ice cream truck. He was definitely my first priority
Everyone was soo nice and genuine.. Then again it coulda just been the drugs.
I need to find parents that want to take care of a grown adult. I'm sure there's a website out there for that. Like a sugar daddy but sugar parents.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
I'm just to the point my give a fucks is so far in the red that I'm going to have to take out a 30yr loan of fucks to repay it
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
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