that's just what I need...drunk ass people throwin hatchets in the dark.
community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I did something last night that I shouldn't have, but I don't want to tell you because you'll probably just make it your fb status...
I see you've learned your lesson.
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
I had to have my mom pick me up from the party and the windows lock was on so when I went to projectile vomit out the window it wouldn't roll down and it splashed back at my face.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
I have accepted that I am a sexual predator. What I can't accept is the lack of sexual men for me to seduce in this town.
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
My new roommate is awesome. His father owns a bar and his sister has an E cup. I'm going to be with him forever
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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