Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I'm watching CSI, they found semen in the woman's ear.
Guess she heard her killer coming
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
What do you need? A swimsuit and a liver of steel? What else?
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
You caught me at a bad time. I'm stoned enough that I'm ready to sleep but also not stoned enough that I wanna smoke again but also stoned enough to not wanna drive anywhere
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
In honor of Randy Savage we're wearing spandex and handing out slim jim's with option to suplex. Get behind it
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