The last thing I remember is funneling tequila out of a pink noodle.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
Its official. 'Jingle Bell Rock' gives me a boner. Thank you Lindsay Lohan & Rachel McAdams.
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
So what do normal people wear to parties? Normal meaning not you.
You wear an inflatable farm animal to TWO THEMED PARTIES and I never get to hear the end of it...
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
OMG OMG OMG I just throwed up in his pillow case when he wentto start the sho wer, time to grab my bra and bounce!!!
Wow.
Only you would offer whiskey to a man in liver failure.
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