Canada just beat USA, the sad part they still need us to make money so who really won
You said your dick dragged you up the stairs
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
It's not that he's ugly its just that being blind folded makes everything less awkward
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
Its the damn oven. I think it wants to eat me.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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