Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
My roommate is on the phone with one of her friends trying to figure out how she threw up IN her pants. I'm not sure whether to burst out laughing or direct her towards Plan B.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Don't be embarrassed its me, I've licked your taint.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
i woke up with fake boobs glued on my chest and a large black dildo on my hand. then i had to dress myself and walk home. people saw.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
I'm now using my vagina for good, not evil. Trying to restore balance to the force.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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