and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
He was supposed to take me to a nice dinner, but istead all he did was get drunk and throw lit fireworks at me.
When I came in she was screaming "boundaries!" at the cat because it was trying to eat her pizza rolls.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
i think i just lost a toe
Please explain the hospital band on my wrist.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Yes. With one-hundred percent positivity I can say yes, I do not want you covered in waffles and syrup when I come home.
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