That's intense
My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
She wasnt impressed wen i brought a guy for her back with me, a 3am impromptu sperm donor is not a gd birthday present. Im a bad gf.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
Just keep in mind that she didn't start telling you you had the largest penis she had ever seen until AFTER she found out about your multi-million-dollar trust fund.
woke up in the back seat of my car with a naked chick and my brother tapping on the window. yup, what a night
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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