hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
hey can you give me head? jesse told me that you're really good
who is this?
jesse's little brother
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I got oddly confused when she started talking in third person in bed.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Then when he got home he face timed me and showed me his balls
After pissing all over her van its a lot easier to look her in the eye than I thought.
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