Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
He just told me he would murder a thousand dolphins to be with me. Quite the charmer.
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
the maid of honor just got in a fight with the mother of the bride at a gas station across the street. best. wedding. ever.
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
something isn't right. i offered to be his sex slave and he declined..
composition of my stomach right now: 60% C8H10N4O2 * H2O (coffee), 20% CaCO3 (pepto bismol/tums), 10% HCl (stomach acid), 5% fried rice, 5% residual adderall. i can do that by percent mass too. fuck you finals.
u girls! girls! girls! have fun please don't hook up w/ a roadie! Love, mom
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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