Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
Remind me that when I'm pregnant, I should NOT post vaginal dilation updates on my facebook. Ever.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
I don't know. I woke up in the back of a cab in a drive thru line at whataburger with police lights flashing and my friend yelling" you didn't have to sell us out phil!" to the cab driver.
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
it wasnt even considered partying. it was like "ok, who can get the most shitfaced and not pass out"
He just walked up to me in the kitchen, pulled out his penis and stuck it in my sweatpants pocket.
It was probably cold. Sweatpants pockets are notoriously warm.
Well, during the ride home I had to personally apologize to both of her breasts.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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