dude i totally did the walk last night came out of her room to see her dad sitting there straight lookin at me...wtf
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
She told me I was only the second guy she slept with. I told her she was only my second Megan.
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
Boise Idaho, where you have a one night stand with someone from your town 3 states away and run into them the day you return...
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
Those nachos came to me in a dream
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
Pretty sure I got pink eye from the strip club. There is also still beer cans rattling around in my shower.
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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