How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
She just came to my house, with puke in her hair, to wake up my dad and scream "happy fathers day you DILF!" at the top of her lungs
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
In her drunkenness, she packed a bag with tequila, two shot glasses, salt, a knife, and two pears. She was prepared but too high to distinguish pears from limes.
I'm ordering a French maid costume for my dog too. It's like a couples costume, except for losers with dogs.
Bring the pizza ill bring the boundaries we can cross
Maybe the problem is guy has to ask his wife if he can go out to lunch with his girlfriend for an hour...
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Sexting my TA in lecture = awesome
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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