She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
The last party at your house was a sex toy party...it's an obvious transition to baby shower
Trimming my pubes at 1 AM, drunk, listening to Stevie Ray Vaughn. What has become of me.
Jesus christ stop updating me about every aspect of your life.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
I just want to sit my fat ass down at McDonald's and never leave
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
But yeah, I am thinking that "Cake Heresy" will now be a thing
When do you think the murder is going to happen in this Lifetime movie of ours?
Randomize
