Yeah no shit. My mom is giving me winecoolers as we watch a show abt alcoholics
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
i wish there was an iPhone app that lets you write a TeXt LiKe tHiS
dude...come out of the closet already
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I pretty much threw up on him while he slept, I had one task today which was to wash the sheets that I threw up on and I turned them pink. I would leave me if I could
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
Oh damn. God have mercy on everything w a dick in a ten mile radius.
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
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