Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
Some 6 yr old girl just got on my plane in St. Louis. She was wearing an I Love Canada shirt. She eyed the seat next to me and I stared her straight in the eyes and shook my head. Fuck her. Fuck canada.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
the doctor brought back painful memories by lecturing me about your teeth marks that are still on my dick.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
You stuck a chicken finger in that stripper's clevage and said "Keep this warm for me.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I brought a guy home then decided no. Took him back to the bar and said "I'm going to drop you where I found you. Have fun"
I woke up with my earring stuck inbetween my tits. Somehow you fucked my earring out and my boobs saved it. I'm pretty impressed with both of us right now.
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