double majoring has taught me only that psych majors are sluttier than govt majors
Pretty sure a homeless guy just told me to 'lick his balls clean' because I looked at him.
She wants an explanation of my cousins creepy foot fetish with my god sister. i don't know how I can sum this up in a text.
I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
It's no longer hooking up, we have definitely graduated to Sport Fucking....
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
The night they met I slept with both of them. Of course I'm best man.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
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