come over
yeah sure
wait who is this again? my contacts got deleted...but tell me and ill be there in 10
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
Can we fast forward to the part where we get gyros
I swear to god little potato creatures live inside Belvedere bottles and claw at your throat as you swallow shots.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
She asked the bartender for "7 shots of something fruity" and long story short the bartender punched me in the face. Chivalry is stupid.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
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