That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
Why would vodka do this to me? I've always been loyal
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
It wasn't the stripper that gave you the hickey but I just figured out who did
Everyone is drunk but me. Fantastic. Everyone is hooking up but me. Awkward.
I had a pitcher of margaritas. Now I'm in a laundry room being a 5th wheel and crying. I made myself a bed out of a pool floatie. I win.
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Ugh. I just found a cum stain on my mermaid pants. Now I can't return them.
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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