I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
It started with Hannah Montana and ended with alcoholism.
Just got booed while taking a piss and asked if I 'call that a penis.' Get me the fuck out nf yankee stadium.
dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
let's get her a shirt that says "i went to key west for spring break and all i got was this illegitimate child."
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
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