So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
He just seriously used the word "skeet." Can we please find another way to get weed?
No. Take one for the team.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Best. Four. Twenty. Ever.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
malibu coconut giveth, and malibu coconut taketh away
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
Haha jealous. If I could remember my dreams I'm pretty sure they would constantly be about being drunk in foreign countries
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
It was like Strip poker and blow, but with Yu-Gi-Oh cards
Randomize
