We have a vodka soaked ShamWow with your name on it.
What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
I wasn't trying to make you feel bad, I just agreed with you that your life does suck.
that knocking you heard last night......that was her head slowly going through the wall
I just gave head in the laundry room on campus. He said it was one of the best moments in all of history. Take that, neil armstrong.
Look on the bright side, you can mark 'beastiality' off your bucket list
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I've reached the gravitational age where it's very hard to get my face and my boobs in the same shot without some kind of yoga involved .
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
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