What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I'm not 100% on this, but I'm pretty sure I just accidently talked my way into a threesome.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
Hung over. Bed full of legos for some reason. Not getting up. Come build stuff with me.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
I hope you gays don't get too crazy after DOMA. Gay divorces aren't any better than straight ones.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm so happy for you. But I still have to shave because a woman has needs and this woman needs an orgasm.
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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