i overslept, had to take a cab to the train station, might puke, bought the wrong flavored vitamin water, and mj's dead. what a terrible world to wake up to.
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
So I feel like I should feel objectified by your comment about my boobs but instead I just feel proud. 21ST CENTURY FEMINISM, BABY
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
If you don't turn up on horseback dressed like a highwayman I am not having sex with you today
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
All the movies on cable here are either porn or Bollywood. I am never leaving this hotel.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
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