I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
How was the birthday sex?
Shit got outta hand. Honestly I think even my STDs have STDs.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Because bro, I don't want your dick being touched mid conversation.
I accidentally brought up how there used to be a big tree in his yard, which I could only have known if I had been Google mapping his house.
Just had a threesome for the second time in my life. I don;t even enjoy threesomes. Too much effort.
HOW DO THESE THINGS KEEP HAPPENING TO YOU?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
my penis made a compromise with my morals
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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