ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
That was a $3000 rug we rolled him down the hill in.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
You're about to fuck a guy with a sweatshirt tied around his waist like a mensurating 13 year old. Get your priorities straight, you're graduating tomorrow.
Let me stew on this while im plucking my nipple hairs and showering.
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
We used a snorkel as a funnel. Can you say desperate?
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
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