just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I'm lost. Please come find me. I'm inside the I-270 circle somewhere. I can hear laughing.
Its like "fucckkkkk yooouuuuuu" is echoing up my esophagus
tequila?
yep
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Oh you know..Chillin with your dad.
With a fannypack full of drugs.
I'll be in SoCal at my bachelorette party, aka embracing a fireman covered in KY and chocolate shavings.
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
New rule. If he's too busy to put the "H" in "what" then I'm too busy to put his D in me.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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