I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
everytime i listen to a chris brown song and like it i feel like i bad person
he told me that my best friend was "one the most attractive people he's ever seen" and wondered why he didn't get a blow job
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
The guy you fucked with the lazy eye is here, im avoiding contact by texting you. But i just looked up and he recognizes me, theres no way he doesnt. I'd remember the girl who called me quasimodo all night too. Sober me feels so bad.
I woke up and he was starring at me and then said "do you believe in miracles"?
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
We fucked so hard that when I orgasmed I tore his towel rack off the wall. He was more impressed than mad.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
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