just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i hope when i become a housewife i'm more of a gretchen and less of a vicky
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I cant feel my face. Like I dont even know if I have one. I wish I had a helmet
He pulled his pants down and said blow me, while passing out on my bed. I then pulled his pants up as he continuously started moaning in the background.
I would just like to go ahead and accept my slut of the year award.
It's like 10 times better than an Oscar
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
i was the only bi girl at the frat party. i felt like the last cresent roll at thanksgiving
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I need to keep a secret stash of instant alcoholic margaritas for when i deal with people. For example, right now, im grading, and I just don't fucking care any more. My students should make a thank you card for Jose Cuervo.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
She was giving me head, and a cop pulled up next to us. I freaked when he looked over at me, but so did he and rear ended the car in front of him.
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
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