fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
allegedly i woke up at 5am sat in the dishwasher and peed
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
I tried to put my heels in the coat check
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
Hammered...8am...why is there chickens in the living room?
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