It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
You smell like stripper and shame
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
Something strange is happening to me, I think I miss hooking up with girls sober
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
Exactly. Some of us want to get married. And some of us want to wear sombreros and do cocaine. To each their own.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
You don't feed me, fuck me, or fulfill me.
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