Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
I said I wanted my dignity back. He brought my thong to me after sharpie-ing "dignity" on the front. I'm not sure if I should me mad or impressed.
The only comparison I have for the iPhone is that it's like youre constantly getting a blow job
the potatoes in the margarita machine wasn't the breaking point. its when he turned on the stove and put a bunch of bottle rockets on it that i knew the night had prematurely failed
he pulled a $400 bottle of champagne out of the back part of his toiled and I was ready to blow him then and there
Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
Please be advised that because of last year's "incident" we will no be starting St. Pat's day with spicy breakfast burritos and car bombs. Please plan accordingly.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
there's cocaine on the ipad again........... was your sister here last night?
He said I was doing well, so I stopped mid blow job to compliment his grammar. You could say I like intellectuals
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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