There's trophy wives that arent even in the 5th grade yet
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
I just ate four packages of Swiss Rolls. Being high and on food stamps is AHmazing.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
We would be rich. And the whole world would be stoned.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Starting this Monday as I always do
With a desperate plea for help
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
Nothing wrong with a little cat scratch fever. You have toys?
A few, plus a dildo molded from a porn star that I've always been too intimidated of to actually use, but it's the apocalypse, and momma didn't raise no quitter.
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