conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
its awkward enough using a urinal next to your dad but its worse finding out hes one of the guys who goes no hands and moans it out
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
I'm sure I'm not the FIRST newly single girl to table dance at a family restaurant.
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
He follows more cats on Instagram then he does girls.. That's how you know your boyfriend is whipped.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
i now regret my decision on turning down your offer of sex in the backseat
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
Well, if I'm gonna go gay, it's gonna be for NPH
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
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