i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
she kicked me out for pissing in the recycling bin. I mean, is it really THAT big of a deal?
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I'm pretty sure there a million tiny ninjas in my uterus poking me with sticks.
I hate that we are older than the real world people now
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I called him Oliver all night
His name is Brandon
Dude... Those don't even start with the same letter...
You told me that you couldn't come over because you felt like you were gonna die and that houses eat you when you die, and my house couldn't eat you because your house would be jealous. That's when I knew to take the bowl away from you.
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