Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
you googled " I want to buy a live ostrich". I'd say you were pretty wasted.
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
Whatever, the fact of the matter is that I saved you from poorly planned outdoor sex by doing a rain dance and you should totally thank me.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
I just want to hug my vagina but I can't!\nLike, I want to wrap my arms around it and say "I'm sorry"
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
It was just a matte of pubes and mustard.
I definitely don't have enough experience with hookers to be in this group text anymore.
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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