she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
The world is my kaleidiscope. I see whatever the alcohol wants me to.
You climbed into the Suite next to us at the game so you could steal the half eaten hot dog someone had left on the table. That high.
Figured out how I got so much alcohol in my hair: tried to drink my drink using my cleavage as a cup holder. Missed my drink hole and got it all in my hair
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
I had to ask. I mean when you get a snap chat of a nipple you have to ask who's it is.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I'm going to start charging you rent if you keep leaving your random conquests on my living room couch the morning after
Goddamnit, guys. I got lube all over my kindle.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
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