READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
we may have ended up at a gay bar on accident. we're gonna work this to get free drinks.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
You should make cookies and when I get home we can have a slow motion hug and eat them
Oh man I'm using the bubble wrap that wraped my new vibrator to wrap my dads fathers day gift
I just woke up to myself peeing the bed. Happy hump day! I'll never get married.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
After the bar we stopped to Meijer where I found myself singing little mermaid while rubbing a pack of hotdogs on my face..
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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