hey im gonna send you a picture of my dinner
if its a picture of your dick again we are no longer friends
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
and then you went into taco bell without pants...and surprisingly you weren't the only one there without pants
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
How's my date look?
Like a retarded elf
In a good way
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
You rope them in with the looks and the boobs, and I'll bore them into submission with random trivia. We can't lose.
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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