On friday while at the hotel bar by myself (creepy) I made friends w/ a millionaire who said he may be running for the position of mayor in richmond va (likely a lie). At one point during our discourse he asked if I was crazy. In the effort of full disclosure I looked him in the eye and said yes
I don't know what prompted his inquiry, clearly this man had impeccable intuition
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
I don't know what you told him but please make him stop telling me about his new video camera and winking
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
The token old dude at the show tried hitting on us by telling us his favorite rapper was Cayenne West.
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I'm sending midget strippers dressed as bull fighters with mini bottles of 1800 to your house. Already made the call. Jer is going halves on it. Can't be stopped! Won't be stopped!
Maybe he injected his testicle?
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
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