Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
I am so 35 right now. Listening to REM, drinking red wine, and crying over an article about ecstasy in oprah magazine.
Me+graduation party+hammered drunk+polish horseshoes in the dark= black eye, crying, pissed, passed out in my dress... How was your weekend?
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Hi future me, I saved you a big mac under the bed.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
He wanted to watch the vow, cuddle, and not have sex. An upgrade is in order.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
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