I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
on the list of things id be doing when i was almost 30, waiting for a girl to finish shitting the bed wasn't on there.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Hit a new low. I'm FB stalking him while he is lying in bed sleeping naked next to me. He fell asleep with FB still open and unlocked on his iPad.
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
He's a 30 yr old man who voluntarily goes by Stevie and his job title is "Jumbotron Operator". There's a 97.5% chance he lives in his mom's basement. STOP THIS NOW!!!
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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