Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
I am too pretty for them to be this angry at me.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I think everyone, including the amish, know who you are after this weekend.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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