Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
i just heard someone have an orgasm and then throw up through the vent in my room.
Mother fucker. I'm a 30J now. I'm fucking speechless
We glued Jenga blocks together, called it "magic blocks" and sold it to the stoners for $50 and a bottle of Henny
You guys better make it up to the cabin in time for mud wrestling on Saturday. I'm not kidding. You know when I joke, and now is not one of those times.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
we went from five shot glasses to three in one night. we lost 'badass' and gumbi, but the ninja turtle survived. courtney says to avoid any more casualties we're not allowed to use shot glasses past 1am. and we're not allowed to throw them
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
Two words: nipple clamps
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